Latest SMS's

After getting a cell I got a new work that is reading the sms and pass it to others. Mostly I get sms from Prasanna and my dad’s colleague Elango. I have a cousin in Chengalpat( a small city near chennai), he dint have TV in his house, so every day morning I will send him the headlines today, through SMS. he is waiting for Chief Minister Karunanidhi to give free tv, as he announced in his election proclamation. Here are some funny sms, I got recently.

SMS’s

Shivaji Punch dialogue: Nee adichaa naan aluven, but Naan adichaa nee almaata, unnai suthi naalu peru aluvaanga (Translated in English: if u beat I will cry, but if I beat u, u will not cry, four people will cry surround you.)

My cousin Punch dialogue: Nee kadichaa naan kattu poaduven, but Naai kadichaa nee nalu uosi thopula suthi poadanum (Translated in English: You bite me, I will put bandage, but, Dog bite you, you have to put four injections surround you navel)

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If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do bank have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it building when it’s already built?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
If you aren’t supposed to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
We are a funny bunch of people living in a seriously funny world! Think about it! Have a thoughtful day

Nice example

A sculptor made a statue of God in a single rock. The withered parts of the rock were used to make footsteps of the temple. The footstep asked the statue, brother we are from the same rock but u r worshipped and I am stamped, why? Statue said I with stood thousands of hit, by the sculptor. But you withered by a single hit. That why I am worshipped & you are not.
So never feel for overcoming hardship, it will surely take us soon to our success.

this is from forward mail
Take it easy

In life you meet many people, but you can remember only some, who made a difference in your life. And I know that I am one of those people because I made you read this long and useless post (messages). And I am still making you read more. Now that making a difference in your life. But people like you don’t learn easily and continue reading silly post (messages) like this one ok now, stop reading will u stop reading hello I said stop reading ok Keep smiling.

Hahaha….

The first man said, " my wife was reading a "Tale of Two Cities" and she gave birth to twins".
"That’s funny", the second man remarked, "my wife was reading 'the three musketeers' and she gave birth to triplets".
The third man shouted, "Good God, I have to rush home!"
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, " When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the forty Thieves"!!! lolz

HELLO

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be a sweet one? I recently received one form my friend Diana, in her mail she sent to me:

H = How are you?
E = Everything all right?
L = Like to hear form you
L = Love to see you soon!
O = Obviously, I miss you…

Prince saved

The two-day tension of the whole nation has got relief last night, when the Army rescued a 5-year-old Prince form a 60-feet pit. The boy prince was playing with his neighbor friends near his house (a village) in Haryana. Some days back some irresponsible people have dig a bore well, and forget to close the pit, so in this situation, the prince fell into the pit. His friend run into the village and said this to his parents, and the village people try to save him out of the pit, but their attempt failed, so the called the army. The army tried very hard to save the child my creating a well near the pit. They send oxygen and food like biscuits, chocolate to for him and using a CCTV system till they save him monitored. In between the rain was disturbing the rescue, and they brought modern machines form mumbai and rescue them at 7.00pm IST.

The whole nation prayed for him including Prime Minister, our prayers dint fail. Every one in the village has thanked the Army for their hard work to rescue the Prince. Prince looked dazed but did not appear to be in any pain, really we have appreciate his brave mind, to live alone in the pit for 2days. His parents was swimming in the happy flood when they saw their son rescue form the pit, I feel how the mind of the parents should be for the last 2days. The Chief Minister of Haryana has announced 2 lakh for his future as a gift. At least hereafter the people who dug pit, should carefully close after their work finish. Thanks dear soldiers for your kind helps.

A statue for Acting

After a weeklong chaos, will the Actor Shivaji Ganesan Statue be laid on the Marina Beach or not, because some have complained that the Shivaji statue is hiding our Mahatma Gandhi’s statue, which is on the side. The case when to count and the Tamil Nadu government brought order on its preferential.

The Statue was open by Tamil Nadu Chief Minister and a childhood friend of Shivaji Ganesan, M.Karunanidhi, from a stage near the statue, when he pressed a button the yellow screen opens and Shivaji statue which was made in bronze, shines in the pleasant evening yesterday, with much Film personalities and some political leaders, including Shivaji’s family members surrounded. It was live show in Sun News, an emotional function. There are many statues in the seaside of history persons and some freedom fighters, but Shivaji is the first actor form Film industry to have a statue in the Marina Beach. A request for the Government, u have kept the statue, every one who has love him will be happy; don’t think your work has finished. We all have seen, only government shows interest to bring a statue, but forget to maintain and clean, many black statues are now like half painted in white, the white’s are the waste of crows and some birds. Pls try to clean the statues at least one in three months.

It was happening

A cute little was watching the sky innocently
Form the glass windows, with wonder in his mind
and tears in his eyes what’s that, a fire like a ball
before he think the ball fell near his residence and
burst with tearing sound. the glass window
the glass window smashes into pieces in the vibration
the pieces stab on the cute’s body with holes
the white skin turned into red skin
my heart bleeds, feeling the pain of the cute.

This was an incident happening in the Lebanon; really I worried when I saw that kid photo somewhere.


A country which faces bloody incidents, everyday
Many innocent lives loss every day in the blast's
The Armies go on searching for the humans,
Who are not fit for living, we call them as terrorist
Army’s form countries, sacrifice their lives
Even though, the country (Iraq) dint gets peace to live

Before this, another country is facing a situation like them now
This was different; it was not the fight between Armies and terrorists
This fight was to save two persons, who belongs to Israel,
Who was captured by Lebanon based Hezbollah militants
For this the loss was innocent lives, who were not connected to this
They are playing with bombs and weapons, in this
Many innocents are killing; many leave the country to save the life
Warning comes; the attack will be in full breath
Save your life, go some where, will not care if u die.

Rain and Mom

Dark clouds surrounds my house today evening

It was like a normal day with the hot sun at 38 degree C
By the time of kids arriving their home form the school
The sun hides behind the black clouds,
The raindrop was touching the earth in silent mode
When the mud smell reaches my nose, the rain started heavily
Mom was in a sleep, put me as a security,
If rain comes give a sound, rain is coming
But mom wake up before the word comes form my mouth
Gave a shout at me, and went to pick the clothes,
Which are hanging on the back of our house
Before she pick it have wet half.
One side happy about the surprise rain,
Another side, sad to see mom, worries about the clothes